So Sorry!

¡Buenos dias, Mis Amores! It is I, Rogelio, your host for this year's Locura de Marzo contest of photographs.

I just noticed that you couldn't see my rostro in my last post of the blog! Here you go:

You are very welcome.

You Are My Paparazzi!

¡Buenos dias, Mis Amores! It is I, Rogelio, your host for this year's Locura de Marzo contest of photographs.

This is how I am accustomed to seeing fotógrafos -- always trying to get the perfect picture of my hermoso rostro. (Hint: Any picture of me is perfecto!)

But for Marzo, I am asking you to photograph other things ... like bicycles and the paisages around Davis. Take your cameras with you while you ride and send in your photos for the concorso. (Hint: Photos with me in them are sure to win!)

For all of the rules for the contest, haga clic aquí.

What is this "Pastel Turd Alces"?

¡Buenos dias, Mis Amores! It is I, Rogelio, your host for this year's Locura de Marzo contest of photographs.


I am perplejo. What is this "moose turd pie" of which there is so much talk on the correo electrónico? Why are my many fans in the club de la bicicleta writing of such things?




Por favor, please put aside this foolishness and begin thinking of the many photographs you will be making in March!

About Me, Rogelio

¡Buenos dias, Mis Amores! It is I, Rogelio, your host for this year's Locura de Marzo contest of photographs.

The most amazing thing happened to me yesterday! I learned that there are people who have not seen my featured, starring role in the telenovela, "Jane the Virgin." How sad that there are people who have not yet enjoyed my looks, my acting, and my good looks. (Did I mention good looks twice? How funny!)

 

So, here is a short video in which I am portrayed by the actor Jaime Hamil. He explains what I, the star of Jane the Virgin, am all about:

 

 

Disfrutar!

Las Reglas (The Rules)

¡Buenos dias, Mis Amores! Once again, it is I, Rogelio, your host for this year's Locura de Marzo contest of photographs. I am writing at the end of a long dia which included much thinking about life, my good looks, and the concurso. 

The last thinking, of course, was done at the request of Eric, whose pathetic pleading convinced me to be the face of this year's contest. ("Please, Rogelio, I'm training for Paris Brest Paris! I don't have time, and I need help with the contest!" I have not idea what this Paris ride is, but his crying and sobbing were too much for even I to stand.)

So, Eric asked me to come up with las categories for the contest. Here is what I thought of:

• Most handsome photo of a male bike rider (I thought of this one first!)

• Most beautiful photo of a female bike rider

• Most beautiful photograph of a bicycle of either sexo (Do they have sexes? Rogelio does not know)

• Best photograph in the style of a telenovela (such as the one of which I am of course the largest star)

• Best photograph of cyclists enjoying comida mexicana, before or after a ride

• Best photograph of me, Rogelio (in case you are lucky enough to see me in real life!)

• Best photograph of bicycles in naturaleza, especially if the photo brings to mind my own handsomeness 

• The ardilla azul, a silly category for silly photos that Eric said I must include.

There may be more categories, but for now, concentrate on my handsomeness, let it inspire you, and get ready to take fotografías!

March Madness Photo Contest 2015: La Locura de Marzo!!

¡Buenos dias, Mis Amores! It is I, Rogelio, your host for this year's concurso de fotografía for the March Madness bicycle riding. You may know me from my starring role in the television spectacular, "Jane the Virgin," or from my many other televisión and película appearances. My face is permanently etched in the memorias of millones of fans.

Eric has asked me to host the contest this year. I don't know much about bicycling (although I know it involves becoming sweaty and smelling bad), but I hope that these images of my hermosa rostro will inspire the best fotografías ever!

See you on the computer net!